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Hey everyone. Got some spare time on my hands (and that’s not all) since I have HFMD, which kinda sounds like HL2DM and it is like that, except absolutely not. HFMD is Hand Foot Mouth Disease….and the reason they call it that is because you often get blisters in your mouth and on your hands and feet.

Everyone in my family got it….but it only hit me hard. My son and whor…..err….wife got through it much easier. The good news is we will all be well by the time my guests get here in 2 weeks for my Tour. Although…..I might still be infectious at that point…..so that’s something for them to look forward to! But don’t worry guys…it takes about 7 days for the symptoms to kick in…..so you should be feverish and in pain for your whole flight back! Fun fun.

I’ve always wanted to infect the whole of UK with some foreign illness, ever since I saw that 28 Days Later movie, this will have to do until I get my lab up and running.

M13

  1. Speedy Said,

    Awesome, I love infectious diseases!

  2. Emergency56 Said,

    seems more like a well planed out excuse so people don’t rape you.. nice try. It only hurts for the first 30mins.

  3. Ozwerks Said,

    If i do make it over there for the tour I’m wearing a mask and not touching a DAMN thing. Sounds like white boys can catch their death.

  4. Ozwerks Said,

    But I’m sure some vaccinations would suffice.

  5. Ozwerks Said,

    Here is a helpful link http://www.traveldoctor.co.uk/asia.htm

  6. hankatola (thesmellofnapalm22) Said,

    GUH

    BLUGH

    Im gonna die of something

  7. CBR1000RR Said,

    So when are you going to post the vids of you putting your foot in your mouth? private series? :D

  8. Ethan Said,

    You sound stangly upbeat about having it haha
    Hope your alright with it, my mum had it a while ago and had a pretty hard time with it!

    I like CBR1000RRs idea, I do like foot in mouth action *reaches into pants* Err… I mean…. huh?
    Good luck with the tour, and infecting some brits (we deserve it…)

  9. raizer Said,

    You know it’s kinda funny (or not funny depending on how you look at it). Right before your first 2WAT you got into a motorbike accident and now, right before your second 2WAT, you get this little present. Coincidence? Funny how life just throws out these little roadblocks at the worst times isn’t it?

    Well, hopefully everything works out.

  10. Mordeth13 Said,

    Actually the timing is good. After getting sick you generally don’t get sick again for awhile as you have an increased white blood count. So I shouldn’t be sick/get sick when the tour is happening.

  11. Vrublevskogo Said,

    sweet :D

  12. UAlreadyKnew Said,

    That’s for not loving fruits and veggies! :P No need to rush your immune system. In any event, I’m sure your guests won’t mind and would still “want your ugly… want your disease… MahMah Mooh La La….” :P jk. Have fun then and don’t forget to share some of those private moments! :) Take care of your health and your family’s. (Not that we care, we just want those vids to keep on coming.) :P ;) (((M13′s little ones)))

  13. danmoto73 Said,

    get well soon man :)

  14. chalk Said,

    One of the worst outbreaks ever, happened in the late 90′s in Taiwan. Something like 1 million people were infected and 70 or so died from complications.
    I guess this all spells an end to any guest’s plans to make out with mordeth when they get there.

  15. hankatola (thesmellofnapalm22) Said,

    ha! thats what YOU think chalky.

  16. MashikaG Said,

    hey will u be organising the tour next year to? and how much would it be around, contact me by mail please, and hope u get well soon.

  17. artimusprime Said,

    Dude did you give it to sven ?

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