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Nov 8th, 17:22

Well she’s been in labour for about 24 hours now….or longer. The contractions are regular, but she isn’t dilated. And the doctor says if she doesn’t have the baby in the next 6 hours…..he’s going to cut open her tummy…..sigh. Oh, and we had planned on her staying in the hospital new mother hotel….thingy. But our hospital is full. So we found another and it costs the same…but is older and offers less services. These added stresses aren’t going so well with my wife. Not to mention her damn husband is at home writing on his vlog…..the asshole. (I came home to feed/walk the dogs, and then I need to buy her dinner).

Oh, and it’s raining for the first time in a loooong time. And not just raining, but flooding. Rain symbolizes new life and birth…..doesn’t it? I would’ve still rather had a nice sunny day. Sigh.

  1. SandeS Said,

    You didn’t really put a cork up there did you? lol GOOD LUCK!

  2. Robin Said,

    I wouldnt want to meet my dad for the first time ever looking like i just crawled out of a jelly sandwich!

  3. Robin Said,

    I did Svens sign for ya…. If ya quick you still might make it! Dont think im allowed to put the link in here, but you know where it is…

  4. AngelSora Said,

    This is so exciting. I hope everything goes okay for your wife.

  5. Klaudia Said,

    I hope everything is fine with you.
    You’ll be a great father, and you aren’t an asshole.
    I wish for your wife and Jade good health.
    Best wishes!

  6. jareh33 Said,

    Thinking of you both…its an amazing time. Remember….SLEEP when you can !!!

  7. Oronare Said,

    wow, almost 12 hours ago. I hope everything is well, and as others have said GET SOME SLEEP whenever you can, even if it is resting for just 5 minutes.

    Good luck!

  8. ScramUK Said,

    You’ll remember this day for a long time mate… Nice one

  9. warrgrave Said,

    hang in there it will all be over soon then you can go riding!
    if you not busy tending to the little monster. lol good luck mordeth

  10. barra2k8 Said,

    Baby Jade must be with us by now, hope all went well. Take the time you need, ignore us lot for a while and enjoy the new arrival with your good wife. Best wishes, Sean

  11. nastjonaslastjona Said,

    I hope everything went well without too many complications and u all could get some sleep! ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Karomar Said,

    Congratulations from America!

  13. Iqqy Said,

    Hope everything went well for your family and yourself..Your poor kid’s got no idea what he’s let himself in for…

  14. Arazeal/Seth6Strummer Said,

    Best of wishes buddy <3 Really looking forward to the update. Going to be the best day of your life.

  15. TyeSlater Said,

    c-sections suck i had two. Good luck! and congrats on your new baby!

  16. Scandalousjen Said,

    I’ve had 3 c-sections. Two of them after 36+ hours of labor. Your poor wife in gonna be a wreak if that happens to her, but in the end you still get a baby. And his head won’t be all squished, so that’s good right? Plus since he’s you’re kid he probably has a really big head and wouldn’t fit out any ways.

  17. Scandalousjen Said,

    I said WINK after that last comment, but it didn’t show up.

  18. HarryT42 Said,

    Sorry you wife had/is still having such a long labor (during which she may well have spoken ill of you). Hope all did/will go well. Just keep fetching food, boiling sheets and drawing water, ie, do all you can to suppoort and help her. Sorry you guys got aced out of the birthing suite. The fun is just beginning, M…..enjoy every second as it goes way too fast and you don’t clearly see that until it’s past. Thanks for sharing.

  19. Rusty Said,

    Hope it all goes well.
    your going to make a good dad M13.

  20. RazOr11 Said,

    Congrats , hope everything went well , i bet baby jade will be tearing around on those scooters before you know it ;).

  21. essexbiker Said,

    hope it all went well.. just think of all the extra videos you can have a good excuse to make.. mordeth gets a first train set… or slot car set.. hehe!

  22. funsizebikerbabe Said,

    I hope things have sorted out by the time you read this and all is well with your wife and Jade – and you!All that matters, at the end of the day, is that he makes his way into the world ok. If she has to have a c/section, then what the hell – the work starts after you have the baby (but then so does the fun and all that stuff too)! Come on Jade – come out to play love!

  23. Joe1124 Said,

    so many things happening in such a short time! M13 a dad! wow! ๐Ÿ˜€

  24. matth1138 Said,

    Suspense is killing me…my F5 key is getting worn out.

  25. Neppy503 Said,

    I hope things are going well for you and your family. If it is taking a long time for your wife to have the baby, have they mentioned the possibility of performing a cesarian section?

  26. anger4bill Said,

    Best of luck bro,your child and I will share a b-day if it comes before the 9th!All the best people have been born on the 8th you know.Cheers,Long live M13!

  27. Gabe Said,

    You know, Mordeth, you never gave us any updates.

  28. ErikB Said,

    Congrats on the baby! I’ll be in Taiwan on a rented motorcycle from Bikefarm the middle of December. Would love to treat you and the wife to dinner.

  29. Vrublevskogo Said,

    Tomorrow is your son’s birthday!!

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