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It’s 3:30am and I just woke up.

I was having a dream.

I’m riding my Ninja in a bad part of England. A car almost hits me (not too close) and I honk at them. I then notice that the car is filled with rough looking British guys. I don’t care, I’m on my ninja and they’re in a cheap chav car. So I stop and give them a dirty look but they don’t seem to notice as they continue to drive away. I then realize it was a dumb thing to do as they park just further on down the street and I will be parking my Ninja close and going into a nearby building to sleeep. Not my home, but some kind of arcade or something. And I plan on sleeping on the floor. I start to set up on the floor and then realize that I’m too close to the door and I’m in my underwear and what happens if a customer comes in? So I decide to go to a different place that I’m surprised that I forgot about.

I walk past a park heading to the other place to sleep. The park has many people in it. And almost all of them have an animal with them. Giant white animals. I notice a motionless giant white wolf particularly. The car with the chavs drives by…they look at me and I get worried, but don’t seem to recognize me.

Not sure what happens after that. Then I was at a friends house. An exgirlfriend’s house. Her name is Launi she lives in Winnipeg Canada. We are close friends now. But in the dream she lived in England. The dream was actually very weird up to this point. But became much more normal once I saw her. I was in front of her home. A side by side English style. And her parents were just getting out of a small car. And she was there. And her “boyfriend”  a black guy (although in real life she’s married to a white guy). But in the dream I was good friends with this unknown black guy. Anyway….I said hello to her and her family. Everyone was happy to see me and that was good because before this point the dream was somewhat tense.

I go into Launi’s house and it’s small. There are stairs leading on the left. Instead of going up the stairs I walk forward and jump up and grab onto the 2nd floor ledge and do a chin-up playfully. While hanging from the ledge someone puts their hand on my neck firmly. At first I think it’s Launi’s parents because they don’t like me climbing about their home. But then I realize the person is beside me…and I’m hanging off the ground. Their hand is still on my neck.

I start to realize the Launi scenario is a dream. I start to wake myself up. I “wake up” lying on the floor in a shop. There is a man next to me on my left. A girl on my right looking down at me. And some other people moving about (at this point I am awake and in my bedroom….but can’t move….am stuck in sleep paralysis). I think that I’ve fallen asleep in the shop and those guys have come in to mug me or worse. I realize I’m wearing only underwear and I need to do something to protect myself. I try to pretend like I’m grabbing at a weapon beside me……instead I only grab hold of my own….penis. Sigh. But luckily the tugging of my slong helps to wake me up more fully. And I start to realize I’m in my bedroom and not in a shop.

I wake up fully and start to look around the room. No more hand on my neck, no one in bed with me….thank god. But there is still the girl standing beside me. And I can see my wife and son in the corner of the room talking. My wife is kneeling down talking to my son and he’s listening intently. And then I see a rather large man on the other side of my window. I can see him through the curtains he’s crouching down. The girl on my right starts to fade. Then my son fades. Then my wife. The man out side my window is still there now. I left the room and came here to type this. I only slept for an hour and a half…….not sure if I’m going to go back to sleep.

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